February 2012
the “turn off” “turn on” game. ask me anything and... →
I did two hours of yoga last night. Let’s bump it up to three.
Feels good, man. Feels good.
classof1969:
marijuana???? more like mari-DONT-wanna! drugs are for thugs.
1612th:
if a guy went up to a girl and was actually like “oh you’re so gorgeous and beautiful i admire your personality and courage please go out with me” he would probably get maced in the eyes for a good 30 seconds and would definitely not get laid because that shit is weird as hell
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
What I say: I go to shows.
What I mean: Whenever a band I like plays a venue within 90 minutes of where I live, I go to the show and stand up front and sing along and participate in pile ons and screaming in the vocalist's face and get sweaty with strangers and hang out and buy merch and stuff.
What a lot of annoying girls say: I go to shows.
What a lot of annoying girls mean: I go to Warped Tour every year and walk around in short shorts and a bikini top and watch half of a few sets sometimes but really I just go to find a hot guy I think might be in a band to make out with.
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via cultus-diabolus
)
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
I wish Angelina Jolie, Alexander Skarsgard and I...
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“Love is all right for those who can handle the psychic overload. It’s like...”
– Charles Bukowski (via hockey-teeth
)
