January 2012
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
December 2011
Americans: Not enough cheese in my cheesy breadsticks
Africans: Please give me water
My night is gonna consist of my friends and three bottles of Pinnacle.
Have a Happy New Year, everyone.
Be safe.
bigtimerussian:
recording a porno with a nintendo 3ds
“Body modification has been practiced longer than Christianity. I don’t believe...”
– Jared Karnes, Onetribe founder (via yourfaceinasink
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jimsturgess:
“baby” i whisper as i reblog a picture of a grown man that is 30 years older than me
Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: tumblr is crashing again
gnarly:
if your girlfriend punches you
you punch her the fuck back
when i stub my toe or something i always shout “FUCK ME!”
because i want everyone to know that i may be hurt, but i’m still single
same
